But, Jeremy who works in IT? :( </3
sleepthroughthealarm: sleepthroughthealarm: there’s been nobody legitimately crazy this year i’m disappointed i forgot about dracula already im so sorry
lefayss: charliesbrowns: sure alcohol is free, we sent you 12 million euros so i guess that’s not a big problem #THE POLITICAL POSTS ARE COMING #IT HATH BEGUN
thefirstconfessor: EVERYBODY VOTE FOR THE VAMPIRE GUY THIS ISN’T JUST ABOUT COUNTRIES ANYMORE THIS IS HISTORY
manicmethod: captain-cabaye: I feel bad for the other countries watching eurovision because they dont have Graham Norton as a commentator and he just makes the whole show Agreed, instead of watching my crappy little Irish commentary went to BBC
bellinitini: sweden: the musical
edmundcorcoran: in Europe we don’t say ‘i hate you’ we say ‘nil points’ which roughly translates as ‘we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either’ i think that’s lovely don’t you?
manicmethod: swedishnerdery: vinoxe: egberts: IS SOMETHING HAPPENING IN EUROPE? nah just the apocalypse It’s being led by Romania
manicmethod: secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to Close enough
joshdallas: vote for the uk or we cancel doctor who
disneybombshell: samandriel: samandriel: YEAHHHH HERE WE GO IRELAND Ireland does not disappoint WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OVER THERE?!?
dunwall: connorkawaii: “take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points” at least the alcohol is free
bonnie tyler: believe in m-
esmethenotsogreat: Sweden: where Final Fantasy characters exist in real life
officerfriendlyy: hrvelle: oops wrong continent
morgrana: did eric just say hashtag beautiful girl
tobito: we got hipsters, lesbians, jesus, gay dracula, shoes and much more best party ever
overwhelmed-with-fandoms: Highlights of Eurovision There is Azerbaijan with my new OTP There is Greece with the free alcohol You got Iceland with Thor Romania with the Dracula and half naked men And of course Malta with the very happy man esc
teenyblondini: myheadtothesky: Plot twist: The UK wins Eurovision That’s not a plot twist, it’s a fucking miracle.
ifearnofish: the best part of eurovision is listening to graham norton get bitchier and bitchier
saminmytemple: bananaspanner: curiosity-inspired-the-kat: buggerallthisforalark: petition for the cast of horrible histories to be britain’s entry next year yes. that…that might work. this needs to happen
united kingdom: [gets 13 points]
graham norton: ladies and gentlemen, we've done it
sweden's host: hello lena!
graham norton: UGH
graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
germany's host: we're having so much fun!
graham norton: speak for yourself lena
manicmethod: tlwifey-fandoms: EUROVISION, waht even are you? Sincerely, Every American Since the Thing It’s like the Hunger Games with music.
toukos: toukos: if the uk get more than 20 pts this year i’ll shave my hair off ok shit
angelsanddeans: Hope Bonnie Tyler’s not taking it too hard. Every now and then she falls apart
pyreo: anoia: what even is eurovision
graceebooks: men at large think they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
b-nksy: I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time
internetexplorers: simba went through an awkward adolescent stage too
feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet. ITGOTBETTER
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin ḱerberos means “spotted” that’s right hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named...
manlesbian: nandepumkun: princessofalchemy: Hello I am the butt inspector I am here to inspect ur butt Some might say you’re an analyst Jesus fucking christ
someone: *says something*
me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
shinyblackchevy: beau-friend: tankgirls: I before E except when you run a feisty heist on a weird beige foreign neighbour #and caffeine-strung atheists reinventing protein at their leisure #plebeians may deign to forfeit #either that or seize the language and reinvent it fuck the english language